Ha I thought you'd get a kick out of that

Well, we're not even down 20% yet so there's that.
Plus, there's a host of economic indicators that are still showing strength - slowing, but still strong.
A correction is just that - a reversion to more realistic valuations. I think you'd agree that this is long overdue.
A bear market is a sustained sell-off supported by a faltering economy. We're not there yet and it honestly wouldn't surprise me to see this game of smoke and mirrors perpetuated by the central bank kick another 10 year leg onto the bull market.
If this market makes a new low, I'd be more than happy to reconsider my view but I don't think it's going to happen.