@mbondy, @Laissez Faire, @RRY16 and anyone else whose manhood is threatened by my presence on ET will have their chance to have me gone forever in June. All any one of them has to do is come up with the scratch for the micro to mini trading contest and out trade me ... better yet ... come within just 50% of my closing balance as of the close of trading on Friday June 28th, and I'll have @Baron ban my nic and NQurious will leave ET.
I'll even lower the minimum starting equity from $100 to the $40 or $50 some brokers require as minimum micro day trade margin to make it easier for them to fund their accounts (heck, if they need to pool their funds to start an account they can joint trade one as a partnership to bring me down). The $200 max starting equity stands so that everyone is limited to at least starting with the micros.
Can't be a sim position history - doesn't have to show the opens and closes, but has to show the NFA's, Exchange, and commissions, as well as P/L and net equity change from the prior day. Also must maintain equity continuity with the changes in prior posted equity.
Very simple: We each start with no more than $200. At the end of the month, if one of them has half or more of what I have, I'll leave ET. They don't even have to beat me - they just have to do half as well or better. Should be very easy for any of these trading titans to topple me and send me packing.
Futures only, directional spec only, must post at least 5 trades between Monday June 3rd and Friday June 28th. No public calls required - just trade and post your daily equity run.
Just in case any of them missed this ... they seem to miss a lot of things.
Looks like us trolls be challenged by a real trader. He sounds like he is feeling cocky. Perhaps he won “patron of the year” at a local gay bar.
To preserve our troll dignity, we have to put a stop to these taunts. The question is, how are we going to come up with $200 each on such short notice? I say $200 because any less and chances of a blowup will be too high. I say each because we have better odds of taking NQurious down with more accounts competing against him.
Although hard work and self sacrifice will be required on our part, the results would be well worth it. Think of the glory we would have by showing NQurious the door. I offer the following suggestions to raise money:
1. Reduce spending of our disability checks on “pain relievers”.
2. Collect aluminum cans for recycling and deposit bottles for refunds. Hint: Get up real early in morning (Tough, I know) and raid recycling bins before the truck arrives. Make sure the wheels on our shopping carts are in good condition before starting.
3. Offer “special services” to homeless people for quarters.
Where there is a will, there is a way. This may be our one and only chance to keep real traders from making us look bad here on ET.
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