As I see it you've got three choices here to save face....
1) Buy the bungee
2) BTFD on XLF because the up-move will be "massive". It's $23.20 and looking strong af.
3) Declare there never was a pandemic and attend a 100K "people are standing in line outside" Trump rally with no mask.... just don't touch your face because those germs that might get on your hand...... they don't come from folks aspirating..... they blow in on the wind and settle on the nearest doorknob.
EDIT... I forgot 3A)
Declare the pandemic "if there ever was one".... "it was over months ago."
EDIT 2:
Update us all on how keeping your head down while swinging a golf club is a point "most amateurs miss".