Ellison and Wang charged too

I've always thought Draconian prison sentences for financial crimes were part of America's idiocracy.

Madoff should have been made to work as a fry cook 12 hours a day and 50% of his pay distributed to victims.

Prison should be for crimes of violence or with the threat of violence a component.

These people should be sentenced to a lifetime of "You want fries with that?"
 
The most satisfying thought I have on the entire crypto world is the imagination that Caroline will be convicted and sentenced to jail and subjected to be a sex slave to the nastiest women you could ever imagine. Caroline in the process will find out that this has been her life purpose all along and that all the education she obtained, the amphetamine consumption, and all the stupid crypto endeavors were all distractions to keep her from pursuing her life purpose a lot earlier.

Caroline will be so happy to endure all the ensuing abuse in sing sing. This woman is pure evil and will get what she deserves. Can't wait for the movie.
 
A 150 IQ woman who graduated from one of the world's top schools was coerced into committing crimes? Lol.

just a hunch but i assume because of coercion.. i mean "cooperation" she wont
spend more than 6 months in cupcake prison.
 
The typical girlfriend of a multi-millionaire....not!
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Yeah, he missed out on the Epstein era of billionaires banging teens.
Not suggesting that...just that he could've at least dated a 6....despite being a completely unattractive soy boy himself. It's all about money and status.

I don't doubt SBF ran in some of the same dirty circles as Epstein, though.
 
Not suggesting that...just that he could've at least dated a 6....despite being a completely unattractive soy boy himself. It's all about money and status.

I don't doubt SBF ran in some of the same dirty circles as Epstein, though.

I thought it was strange when adverts appeared with just a picture of SBF on them. Why do you pay to advertise yourself when you look like he does? Turns out the answer was lots of stolen money!
 
This makes no sense whatsoever. Have you seen who was the face of msft for over a decade back then? Yeah, Gates. Looks wise Gates and Carolina would have made the perfect couple, too bad there is such age gap. In comparison SBF looks cultured.

I thought it was strange when adverts appeared with just a picture of SBF on them. Why do you pay to advertise yourself when you look like he does? Turns out the answer was lots of stolen money!
 
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