Q.what kind of dog you got?
A.nope,havent got a dog.
Qwhy you got that bag of purina?
A.I am trying the purina diet again.There is supposed to be lots of good vitamins and minerals in it but I shouldnt really because last time I tried it I ended up in hospital.
Q.What,it made you sick?
A.no I was sitting on the road licking my balls and I got hit by a car.
