Eisenhower, Churchill, Montgomery to Roosevelt: "Those Beaches Have A 5 degree Slope. It's Unsafe."

[vanzandt]

"That building in particular has a sloped roof at its highest point. And so, you know, there's a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn't want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, you know, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside," she said.


My god... what has happened to our country?! Did she need OSHA permission? Hardhats? These SS agents are bad-ass. I don't think they're worrying about slipping and falling. On a friggin 5 degree slope.

... Whatever.

 

[vanzandt]

I can't wait to see WRB's response to this one.

 

[vanzandt]

Maybe there was an endangered species of Tsetse flies making home in the building's gutters and she needed an EPA environmental impact statement before her agents could lean a ladder up against them?

 

[vanzandt]

Yowsa!
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Muttley's ramp is angled more than that, and she's 112 in people years.

 

[notagain]

"She" is the accomplice.
Choose your utopia, Theocracy or Karen-communism.

 

[Businessman]

These SS agents are bad-ass.

They were at one time. Now they have mixed in diversity hires.

Everything Woke turns to shit.

 

[CaptainObvious]

Plus it was really hot out. You ever been on a roof when it's hot? Are you some kind of slave driving monster expecting people to work under those conditions? Stunning and brave only goes so far.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Let's try not to forget that Trump is not the actual president, so he doesn't get the same level of security as does the, you know, actual president.

Just saying.

 

[CaptainObvious]

Let's try not to forget that Trump is not the actual president, so he doesn't get the same level of security as does the, you know, actual president.

Just saying.

Com'on man, there is no excuse for this complete failure of the security detail, none, zero, nada. The security at a fucking rock concert would be better. I don't know which is more disturbing. The conspiracy theorist that they were in on it, or that they're just that incompetent. Both ideas should give us pause. I mean, just how fucked up are these government agencies?

 

[vanzandt]

Plus it was really hot out. You ever been on a roof when it's hot? Are you some kind of slave driving monster expecting people to work under those conditions? Stunning and brave only goes so far.

Oh yeah, I forgot about about that! The "one 15 minute water break per hour" when temps exceed 80 degrees F. I think you solved the mystery.