Easter Cancelled, Dipshits

I am waiting for the miracle where I put lamb's blood on my door and the Corona virus shall pass over my home...

I don't think that will work with your current avatar pic of a cat. You see, the Egyptians worshipped cats, and the Egyptians were the slaver-lords of the Jews. So when the Jews were instructed to do the Passover thing so God would not take their firstborn, God will see your cat pic instead, assume you are an Egyptian, and take your firstborn. Passover fails in the Ocho household. Unless yer into Paschal cats, which would be heathen!

#sad
 
good stuff there...

I don't think that will work with your current avatar pic of a cat. You see, the Egyptians worshipped cats, and the Egyptians were the slaver-lords of the Jews. So when the Jews were instructed to do the Passover thing so God would not take their firstborn, God will see your cat pic instead, assume you are an Egyptian, and take your firstborn. Passover fails in the Ocho household. Unless yer into Paschal cats, which would be heathen!

#sad
 
I don't think that will work with your current avatar pic of a cat. You see, the Egyptians worshipped cats, and the Egyptians were the slaver-lords of the Jews. So when the Jews were instructed to do the Passover thing so God would not take their firstborn, God will see your cat pic instead, assume you are an Egyptian, and take your firstborn. Passover fails in the Ocho household. Unless yer into Paschal cats, which would be heathen!

#sad

What's he say about Pits?
Mine f'ing hates cats.
 
That is true with any number.

I got a 49 on the test.
Was it out of 50 or 100?

30 people died yesterday from autoerotic asphyxiation
1 person daily usually dies or 5,000 usually

Aaron Judge hit 22 home runs last season
All season or the month of May


Numbers are meaningless without context, you can decide what the spin is but it has to be in comparison to something else..... how many times Trumps compares his numbers to Obama or his ratings to The Bachelor? Cannot take away spin but numbers in a vaccuum are meaningless.
3175 people have died of coronavirus since Dec 31, 2019 (first case in China) in the US and 395,440 on the highway in car crashes. Help?

Besides Easter, like Lent, is a man made tradition - like Rosary Beads, and we know how Jesus railed against legalism.
 
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3175 people have died of coronavirus since Dec 31, 2019 (first case in China) in the US and 395,440 on the highway in car crashes. Help?

Besides Easter, like Lent, is a man made tradition - like Rosary Beads, and we know how Jesus railed against legalism.

Helps me prove you lack critical thinking.

Thousands of people are going to hospitals that are overrun with Corona patients and the staff is not enough, there are not enough beds and there is not enough equipment.

I cannot believe we have functioning adults who cannot understand the issue here. It is not about the mortality rate alone, it is about NYC and Louisiana hospitals carrying dead people out to refrigerated trucks because they are overhwlemed with cases and assholes are still walking around in large groups spreading the virus so they have more cases with less staff and less resources to treat it.
 
none of what you say it true; tell me 20 hospitals that are overrun with Corona patients in the US right now!
Go ahead you moron.
They always take the dead in refrigerated trucks - what do you want to the use? A microwave truck?
For every dead corona virus patient there are 4000 dead on the highway.
Pay attention moron.
 
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