The level of stupidity of the characters in my LIST is a close cousin to .... ....
Saluted the refrigerator because it was a General Electric.
Went to the lumber yard to see the Board of Education.
Knocked on the lamp post because he saw a light upstairs and knew someone was home.
Brought a ladder to the party because the drinks were on the house.
Took his pregnant wife to the grocery store because he heard they had free delivery.
Filled the gym with water because he heard he was going in as a sub.
Saluted the refrigerator because it was a General Electric.
Went to the lumber yard to see the Board of Education.
Knocked on the lamp post because he saw a light upstairs and knew someone was home.
Brought a ladder to the party because the drinks were on the house.
Took his pregnant wife to the grocery store because he heard they had free delivery.
Filled the gym with water because he heard he was going in as a sub.
