First of all Ivy league undergraduates come primarily out of 100 high schools in the U.S. - 94 of these high schools are private where the tuition can only be afforded by parents who are multi-millionaires. Considering that approx 82% of Ivy League undergrads come out of these high schools, it appears that Michael went to the wrong high school. He also took the wrong exam. Ivy league schools require SATs and don't take ACT.
lol wtf? I can't think of one Ivy that doesn't take the ACT (w/o the SAT). Over 90% of Ivy applicants take both tests.