How often do you all drink alcohol?
How often do you drink while socializing "out on the town" or whatever?
Whenever I get drunk, I remember why I keep telling myself "I'll never drink again". There's that moment at the bar...suddenly you realize you're past the point of no return. You're officially shit-faced hammered and figure you might as well go down in flames so it's shot after shot. beer after beer. drink after drink. Then the world starts getting crazy. Time, voices, circumstances, places and obects all swirl together in that alcohol vortex that starts sucking away like a leech at your own coherence.
Before you know it, you're in the backseat of a car being "that guy"...oh yeahhhh, your buddies will be talking about you and "how drunk you were last night".
One moment you're putting on cologne to go out, next minute you're stinking drunk in the backseat praying for death. Suddenly, some kind of primal conciousness comes out of the splintered time fog and alerts you to the fact you're going to vomit...but you have no idea how long you've felt this way. Yuck.
Everything becomes a way to gauge your own dizyness and your stomach feels hot and ready to barf up 30 bucks of liquor. You can taste whatever it was that you drank. Maybe a little tequilla. Maybe some vodka or whiskey. Or, if you're a real trooper, you've got a gut full of beer sloshing around and you can taste that in your throat.
The worst part is when you know you're going to barf, but you haven't yet.
Mouth starts watering and you start drooling everywhere. Your esophogus and stomach start taking practice heaves before the main event. Your skin feels clammy and gross and your eyes are tired and just want to rest. But, no...your body isn't gonna let you get away with it this time.
And you guys know the rest. The reflexive mouth opening and the sound of all that liquid hitting the toilet or pavement or mattress. Bwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........
Fuck drinking. IT's like: "man, I'm gonna go drop some money to get dizzy, nauseaus and then vomit. Hopefully I'll make an ass of myself along the way because, even though everyone else acts like a bafoon when their drunk, I never do. I'm one of the cool drunks."
Drinking is crap. Stick to drugs. At least pot.
Reefer time...
-[M]
How often do you drink while socializing "out on the town" or whatever?
Whenever I get drunk, I remember why I keep telling myself "I'll never drink again". There's that moment at the bar...suddenly you realize you're past the point of no return. You're officially shit-faced hammered and figure you might as well go down in flames so it's shot after shot. beer after beer. drink after drink. Then the world starts getting crazy. Time, voices, circumstances, places and obects all swirl together in that alcohol vortex that starts sucking away like a leech at your own coherence.
Before you know it, you're in the backseat of a car being "that guy"...oh yeahhhh, your buddies will be talking about you and "how drunk you were last night".
One moment you're putting on cologne to go out, next minute you're stinking drunk in the backseat praying for death. Suddenly, some kind of primal conciousness comes out of the splintered time fog and alerts you to the fact you're going to vomit...but you have no idea how long you've felt this way. Yuck.
Everything becomes a way to gauge your own dizyness and your stomach feels hot and ready to barf up 30 bucks of liquor. You can taste whatever it was that you drank. Maybe a little tequilla. Maybe some vodka or whiskey. Or, if you're a real trooper, you've got a gut full of beer sloshing around and you can taste that in your throat.
The worst part is when you know you're going to barf, but you haven't yet.
Mouth starts watering and you start drooling everywhere. Your esophogus and stomach start taking practice heaves before the main event. Your skin feels clammy and gross and your eyes are tired and just want to rest. But, no...your body isn't gonna let you get away with it this time.
And you guys know the rest. The reflexive mouth opening and the sound of all that liquid hitting the toilet or pavement or mattress. Bwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........
Fuck drinking. IT's like: "man, I'm gonna go drop some money to get dizzy, nauseaus and then vomit. Hopefully I'll make an ass of myself along the way because, even though everyone else acts like a bafoon when their drunk, I never do. I'm one of the cool drunks."
Drinking is crap. Stick to drugs. At least pot.
Reefer time...
-[M]
