Quote from CrazyBoy:
Do you find that drinking vodka whilst trading tends to provide you with a bias towards a bullish market outlook or a bearish outlook.
I'd be very interested to read further analysis/input by other traders who drink vodka during working hours and how you feel about this subject.
Obviously too much isn't helpful... Personally, I find that drinking 1/4 to a 1/2 a 70 cl bottle during the pre-market session creates a very bullish mentality/sentiment.
This is a serious question.
One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change.
So the first drunk said, âHey, Iâve got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog.â
The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, said, âWhat the hell? I donât want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!â
The first said, âI know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like youâre sucking my dick - and the bartender will throw us out and we wonât have to pay for anything!â
The second drunk said, âWell, it sounds like a good enough idea to me.â
So they buy the hot dog and the first drunk sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price, the second drunk drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.
The drunks go on to hit a dozen bars. Finally, the second drunk says, âWeâve got to switch places âcause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor.â
The first drunk says, âYou think thatâs bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!â