Drinking Toasts!

AnonymousTrader · Oct 27, 2003

Let this be a thread toward good/funny/moral/immoral drinking toasts.

Here's a good one.

[on a male friend's birthday]

I wish you live untill 138
And at 138 you die
Not only die, but murdered
But not just murdered but stabbed by a jealous husband
And not just murdered by a jealous husband - but by a justifiably jealous husband!

facultus · Oct 28, 2003

May all your ups and downs be in the bedroom

roe · Jan 20, 2004

May the winds in your back never be your own

LongShot · Jan 20, 2004

May your moccasins make happy tracks in many snows and the rainbow always touch your shoulder

WDGann · Jan 20, 2004

???

There's only one thing to toast to:

A toast to all the bitches and sluts.

dougcs · Jan 20, 2004

Here's to lying, stealing, and cheating:

Lie to save a friend;
Steal the heart of the one you love;
Cheat death.

DS

LongShot · Jan 20, 2004

He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi!

LongShot · Jan 20, 2004

Quote from LongShot:

He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi!

oh yeah, bill brasky..

i once saw him eat a whole chicken -LIVE!