No no no you're doing it all wrong. In a stockturd thread "calls" are supposed to be ambiguous or even coded. That way no matter what happens you can claim you cleaned up and everyone else is an idiot for not deciphering your trading riddle.
Jobs report will whiff tomorrow, and we will sell off in the morning and then recover, and close above the previos close...... we will close green tomorrow(open to close), guarantee.
