Lol, dude, you know to not go there with me. You have zero capacitive reactance.
Yeah, the problem is all that makes sense to me as I used to work in the tech world. We used to calmly say things like having to J-leg the socket sprocket with a phase 3 transmographier. Few know that IT is mostly speaking nonsense words to give a gist of what you want, not specifics. Just like Danish. Since we are repeating old ones now..
Let's just let that tangent die.