"I guarantee you there is no problem."Trump’s Press Sec: He Called Me to Insist His Penis Wasn’t Toadstool-Shaped
MUSHROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED
The harrowing detail appears to be one of many from the upcoming book written by Trump’s former press secretary Stephanie Grisham.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/steph...er-to-insist-his-penis-wasnt-toadstool-shaped
Three years ago, adult-film star Stormy Daniels scarred us all forever by describing Donald Trump’s penis as being like “a toadstool.” She wrote in her 2018 book, which dished the dirt on her alleged affair with the ex-president: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
Well, according to Trump’s former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, that truly hideous description didn’t go down very well with Trump either. The Washington Post reports that Grisham writes in her new book that Trump once felt the need to call her from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped a toadstool.
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When someone goes out of their way to "guarantee" you that there is no problem, well, then there is almost certainly a problem.