Quote from Free Thinker:
dear don. god here. you know that futures trading is a zero sum game. since i am all powerful and all knowing i know that some of the money that you got was mine.
you didnt know that i played the futures market? why not? its boring up here all day. one can only play war games so long and that is no thrill anymore. anyways remember that big day you had a while back? that was me on the other side of the trade. i decided to send you a message and give you a sample of my power by teaching you a lesson. your request is denied. GOD
That is funny!