A neighbor of mine had two dogs. One day dog #1 is taking a shit and dog #2 is eating it as it comes out. Eeeeewwwww!!
Never seen a cat do that.
One of those same dogs came into our yard and Jack (my cat) jumped on his back...scared the shit out of the dog.
One evening we had the police knock on the door. A neighbor had been walking his dog and Jack, laying in weight in a ditch, jumped his ass. LOL. Guy called the cops. I said "Oh, that had to be Jack. He is super territorial". Cop just laughed. Jack was the Chuck Norris of cat world. I could regale you with all sorts of stories.
Dogs are like a toddler on acid.