Apples vs. egg salad...
The thought of apples in egg salad made me throw up in my mouth a little. Thanks!
Apples vs. egg salad...
please indicate, if you would, what relevance this wind-up story has to the subject at hand.when a pension fund allocator asked a fund mgr what his strategy was. The fund mgr replied TA. Pension guy just laughed and fund mgr got $0.
The thought of apples in egg salad made me throw up in my mouth a little. Thanks!

I wish I hadn't been asleep when this thread began. So I'll just say that our distinguished panel
of judges declares the winners be:
Xela
Scataphagos
Oh, come on. I'll bet you've had much worse than that in your mouth, eh?
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Yes. Apple cider vinegar, milk and a handful of salt. Mix it all up in a standard glass and gargle it for 15 minutes. After that, your throat will sound so hoarse that when you speak to any boss you call on the phone and ask him/her for a sick day will be sympathetic, and grant it. It works.![]()
The problem I see here is then you'd actually be sick on the day you tried to play hooky, thus defeating the entire point.Yes. Apple cider vinegar, milk and a handful of salt. Mix it all up in a standard glass and gargle it for 15 minutes. After that, your throat will sound so hoarse that when you speak to any boss you call on the phone and ask him/her for a sick day will be sympathetic, and grant it. It works.![]()
The problem I see here is then you'd actually be sick on the day you tried to play hooky, thus defeating the entire point.