Does anyone else think that Steven Seagal is the cinematic equivalent of Trump?

[Frederick Foresight]

 

[Tony Stark]

They both love Putin,have several sexual assault accusations,been sued for shady business dealings etc

 

[elderado]

Nope nut he is absolutely the winner of the straight-to-dvd format.No question there.

 

[Cuddles]

They both love Putin,have several sexual assault accusations,been sued for shady business dealings etc

fake hair; c'mon bro.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

fake hair; c'mon bro.

And while Trump uses Lady Clairol (UFO Orange) for coloring, Seagal just uses black shoe polish.

 

[Tony Stark]

fake hair; c'mon bro.

Yeah,and fat

 

[Tony Stark]

fake hair; c'mon bro.

And

 

[Frederick Foresight]

He also hates everyone and thinks he is better than they are. Bet you don't know which one I'm referring to. (Doesn't matter.)

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Yeah,and fat

I think you'll find that he wore the equivalent of a man's muumuu in his last several movies (muumuuvies?). Because they're so slimming. Here he is now, fully fashion accessorized:

 

[Nobert]