Quote from Albert Cibiades:
For those of you who are unwisely tempted to trade all day by Jack's Conjoined Mind's siren song, I can share with you numerically numbrous distractions. For example, today Professor Doaks bought himself a .40 S&W pistola with the money he expects the rest of us to stay at home and make for him to piss away on frivolities. And since I was watching the market, he said, Al old buddy, why doncha work up a nominal reload and set up this die set that came in today and calibrate the powder throw, and make me three test rounds to compare to storeboughten? So I did, and boy is he ever going to get a shock when he lights off that first reload! The lazy prick is always lording it over us that without his coding we wouldn't be able to do diddly! I tell him, look at Jackie boy, Mr. Code Monkey, he can't code for shit but he got rich!