Do you like the smell of your own farts?

Do you like to smell your own farts?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 27.8%

  • Yes, and I lift the sheets and let them drift down so my wife can smell them.

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • Yes, especially in elevators so I can leave a present for future passengers.

    Votes: 3 16.7%

  • No

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • No, but I like wafting them towards other people.

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • No, I just blame the dog.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    18
I have been trying to figure out how to bottle mine. I figure, if I like
them as much as I do, then maybe others will pay to get a whiff...:p

Didn't get it done before Mother's day. Hoping to get it done before
Father's day. Big money in those "Holidays"...

P.S. After my son's school concert let out last night, I let out a real long one
all across the front of his school. I wanted to walk back and charge
everybody walking behind us. Really. I am not kidding. It was that good...

But I just let it go as a Freebie...:p
 
I remember some while back there was thread in Trading Forum on Farts in trading; the threadstarter said he farted when he got excited trading. I asked him whether the resulting aroma was fatal to animal and plant life in the vicinity.

The Moderator deleted the thread!
:)
 
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