Do you consciously avoid making friends with fat chicks?

Quote from Tsing Tao:

Take a fat girl and make her skinny through working out with her and teaching her to eat right. Turn her into a hot chick and she'll be eternally grateful. Consider it a "project".
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You can lead a horse to water. . . errr. . . . a cow . . . . to skim milk. . . . wait, that didn't work. . . uhm. . . OK, that's so not going to work I can't even come up with an analogy. I mean as soon as you turn around she'll be hip deep in bon bons.

Now if you want to help your thin GF/Wife/SO stay thin, keep her TFA from her fat friends:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/07/19/the-greatest-gift-you-can-give-your-girlfriend/
 
Keeping her away from the groceries can be difficult. You might try hiring a rodeo clown to distract her while you bring the groceries in from the car.


:D
 
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