Do you believe Michael Jackson is a child molester?

[axeman]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!! Dude! :eek:
Thats pretty bad

peace

axeman

Quote from goldenarm:

Q: Why doesn't Michael Jackson compete in races?

A: Because he likes to come in a little behind.

 

[ARogueTrader]

I don't know if this is evidence, but back in 1973 when Michael was just a young boy, he repeatedly called Ken Russell who was then casting the movie Tommy and begged Mr. Russell to let him play the part of Uncle Ernie.

 

[ARogueTrader]

Quote from aphexcoil:



I'm not sure of the history of Michael Jackson's younger years, but I do believe he came from a very strict household. I believe his father was extremely strict.

After observing Michael Jackson throughout the years, I've come up with two conclusions. He is VERY talented and also extremely eccentric.

I believe that, deep down inside, Michael Jackson wishes that he was a female and I believe his actions throughout the years suggest that he has drifted closer and closer to his inner femininity.

I don't believe Michael Jackson is a child molester at all. I believe he probably has very feminine traits that, coupled with him being a male, doesn't sit right with the rest of the general population.

If it was Janet Jackson, I don't think anyone would have a problem with her babysitting someone's kids and letting them sleep in the same bed with her -- but since we're technically talking about a guy, most people naturally assume that this has to be due to more of a sexual angle than a maternal one.

Michael Jackson is definitely very weird, but being weird isn't a crime. He's contributed a lot to music and nothing he does today will ever take away from what he has given people through music throughout the 80's and 90's

Do you remember when he hung his own child out the window?

What does that tell you?

It tells me that he places his own needs over those of anyone, even his own child. He would risk the life of his child to fulfill his own warped sense of humor.

Knowing this, how much of a stretch is it to think he would place his own sexual gratification above the welfare of a child?

He claims he would never do anything to hurt a child, but he betrays that statement with his own child over the balcony action.

This guy is sick, and if you talk to experts in the field of pedophiles, they will tell you the odds strongly suggest that he is in fact a child molestor.

 

[DTK]

Quote from ARogueTrader:



Do you know it is a pattern of child molestors to claim they just like to cuddle?

Holy cow Batman, another pattern that I can't trade!

On a separate note, Elite Trader has been the best source of MJ jokes that I have ever come across. Thanks dgabriel, goldenarm et al. Now if I could just find those old posts. There were a couple of gems in there.

 

[Bolts]

I can't believe the cops are letting him turn himself in. The guy is LOADED. He could afford to hide out on the moon if he wanted to. Hell, if he's a real criminal he probably hired somebody to plan an elaborate escape for him years in advance.

 

[ARogueTrader]

Quote from DTK:



Holy cow Batman, another pattern that I can't trade!

On a separate note, Elite Trader has been the best source of MJ jokes that I have ever come across. Thanks dgabriel, goldenarm et al. Now if I could just find those old posts. There were a couple of gems in there.

I got a bunch of them...


Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.


Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe you’re in my son.

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.

 

[ARogueTrader]

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.

The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"

Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"

The captain replied, "Screw the children!"

Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

 

[maxpi]

Quote from ARogueTrader:



If you were a parent, would you let your child cuddle and sleep over with this guy?

Some did, and then they filed criminal charges and let him buy them off. Several criminal cases against the guy were just aborted at some point when the parents did a 180 and refused to continue with the complaint. Estimates are that one payoff was $20 million, nobody really knows.

 

[ChaosNSX]

Oh thats wrong.... thats so so wrong

Quote from ARogueTrader:

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

 

[Madison]

Quote from ARogueTrader:


Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.


Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe you’re in my son.

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.

LOL

here's some from the jokes thread:


Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.


Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the crib breaks.


Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.


Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.


Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.


Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.


Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?
A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.