Do they sell cattle prods on eBay?

Don't waste your money. Do like I do...

Take a nine-volt battery and wire it to your private parts (notice I'm not being gender specific here). Then connect a simple switch to a band running around your head. When your head starts to droop, the switch closes the connection and you get a nice jolt to your scrotum or vulva as the case may be. Bam, you're right back there concentrating on the market.

Works great, and it's cheap!

Quote from BCE:

Need something to keep me awake today. :D
 
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