...it really is giving them your money and saying you understand the risks.
Yeah, sure

And speaking of Ameritrade and options trading, take a look at this post...
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110819153346AA3pFx1
From the webpage:
" The naked stuff you have to have the net worth and the experience to prove that you know what you are doing."
"The nitty-gritty is that you have to be "wealthy" and experienced enough to qualify for margin exposure to be cleared for naked options."
Still thinking I am making this stuff up?