Originally posted by Bond Trader
You guys should see what happens when the girlfriend becomes your wife!
Man pays too much for stuff he needs
Woman pays too much for stuff she doesn't need
Woman cares about the future before she gets married
Man don't care about the future till he gets married
Man is happy when he can earn more money than his wife spends
Woman is happy when she got that man...
wise man + wise woman = romance
wise man + stupid woman = love
stupid man + wise woman = marriage
stupid man + stupid woman = pink little baby
Women's most wanted list:
1) Jaguar XJ ( or other cheap vehicle )
2) Gold credit card
3) New handbag and lipstick
4) 456 pairs of shoes ( honey, I need new shoes! )
5) little pink sweet baby
Man's most wanted list:
1) Blow job
2) Blow job
3) Blow job
4) Jaguar XJ
5) hot & sweet woman
Saimoto: Married with children is my favorite show just after The Simpsons