Director Of IMF Arrested For Alleged Sexual Assault

Quote from LeeD:

I believe the tune (complete with "Dominique nique nique" line) is from "Dominique" by Sœur Sourire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjsU4mqSdhU

I missed the pun in "Dominique nique nique". I guess they don't teach this vocabulary in "French for natuiral sciences" course. Thanks for the explanation!

I guess laughing at the song doesn't constitute a specific view on the recent events.
Apparently, I must have been right.
You see a trademark portrait of Sœur Sourire at about 2:18 in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6aP9TMwwE
 
Quote from shortie:

AIDS certainly spices up the story.

But the chances of him catching it from her is quite slim.

I reckon she may have agreed to give him some head for top dollar, but he decided to get rough with her (i.e. butt rape her).
 
Quote from LeeD:

Apparently, I must have been right.
You see a trademark portrait of Sœur Sourire at about 2:18 in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6aP9TMwwE

Absolutely, I had no idea about that lady and song until you mentioned them ( I must have heard and forgotten about her already long ago). Actually the remake is even funnier when considering the original song.
 
Quote from luisHK:

Absolutely, I had no idea about that lady and song until you mentioned them ( I must have heard and forgotten about her already long ago). Actually the remake is even funnier when considering the original song.
Anyway, here is the lyrics with an amateur translation from French.

L'affaire DSK en chanson "Dominique nique nique"

Dominique === Dominique
nique, nique === dick dick
traverse tous les continents, === on all continents
fait don de son argent === gave away money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and genrous (repeat)
A l'epoque, au ministère, === When he was a minister
De l'emploi était le roi === When employment was the king
Dominique, notre Père, === Dominique, our Father,
Combattit la TVA === Fought VAT
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents
Fait don de son argent === Gave away money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
Son génie économique === His economic genious
Au FMI le conduit, === directs IMF,
Mais notre Père, === but our Father,
Dominique, === Dominique
Par ses sense est perverti, === deep inside is a pervert,
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents,
Fait don de son argent === Gave away money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
Ses stagiaires, son assistance, === His students, his support staff,
Par lui sont toujours gâtées, === Are still spoiled by him,
Strauss Kahn, crème de la France === Strauss Kahn, cream of France
Sait bien comment === Knows how
les traiter. === to treat.
Dominique, nique, === Dominique, dick,
nique, traverse tous === dick, on all
les continents, === continents
Fait don de son argent, === Gave away money,
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et encore mieux === It is good and even better
Il est bon et... === It is good and...
encore mieux === even better
Pas au fait du protocole, === Unaware of the protocol,
Il est un peu trop dragueur === Got a bit too flirty
Et pour certaines, c'est pas d'bol, === It's not everyone's cup of tea
Il es coince dans l'ascenseur === stuck in the lift
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Et jamais incontinent, === and never incontinent,
Fait don de ses penchants === gave away his love
En toutes chambres === In all rooms
et dans tous pieux, === in all beds
Il se fait pomper le noeud (bis) === It's a pumping node (repeat)
Dans l'hôtel pour milliardaires === In the hotel for milloinairs
Sous la douche se tripotait, === In the shower playing with his finger,
Quand entra la ménagère, === When a housewife came,
La pauvre elle va l'regretter === the poor one she'll regret
SUCK MY D**K, D**K, D**K === needs no translation
T'as pas frappé en entrant! === Don't be stuck by the entrance!
Enlève tes vêtements === Take off your clothes
Baisse la tête et ferme les yeux, === Lowers his head and closes his eyes
Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
Dominique saisit === Dominique captures
la Vierge, === Lady,
Il ferme la porte à clé, === He closes the door key
Alors qu'il brandit sa === The he brandishes his
verge === penis
Elle arrive à s'échapper, === She manages to escape
Dominique, nique, nique === Dominique, dick, dick
Se sent un peu moins vaillant, === Feels a little less brave,
tout nu, les bras ballants, === naked, arms dangling,
Y aura les flics dans moins d'deux === Shall the cops come in less then two
Faut qu'j'me tire sans dire adieu... === I must shoot without saying goodbye
Il se tire sans dire adieu === He waves goodbye
Dominique, prenant les airs === Dominique taking a plain
Se voit vite debarqué === But he is quickly grounded
Anne Sinclair se désespère, === Anne Sinclair dispairs,
Il s'est encore fait gauler === He has has been taken down,
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Se lamente, en pleurant, === Laments in tears
Encore un N'harcélement === another Harassment
En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
Je ne pense qu'avec ma queue (bis) === I do think with my dick (repeat)
Sans même de préliminaires, === Without even preliminary
Je perd ma candidature === I lost my application
Eliminé des primaires, === Eliminated primaries
J'aurai du prendre du Bromure === I take the Bromide
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Se voyait d'jà Président, === Saw himslef your president
C'est foutu maintenant === It's fucking now
De New-York à l'Elysée, === New-York instead of Élysée Palace
Ca fait rire le monde entier (bis) === You make the world laugh
 


Good work lee ! i corrected below some sentences, especially the kinkier one, which might be not clear for non native speakers - native english speakers will be able to finish it in proper shakespeare lingo. Complain to your teachers kids - they should teach french through DSK's adventures D:

L'affaire DSK en chanson "Dominique nique nique"

Dominique === Dominique
nique, nique === fuck fuck
traverse tous les continents, === on all continents
fait don de son argent === gives away his money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
A l'epoque, au ministère, === When he was a minister
De l'emploi était le roi === When employment was the king (not sure about that one)
Dominique, notre Père, === Dominique, our Father,
Combattit la TVA === Fought VAT
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, fuck, fuck,
Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents
Fait don de son argent === Gives away his money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
Son génie économique === His economic genious
Au FMI le conduit, === lands him in IMF,
Mais notre Père, === but our Father,
Dominique, === Dominique
Par ses sense est perverti, === has perverted concious (? basically means he's a pervert )
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, fuck, fuck,
Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents,
Fait don de son argent === Gave away money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
Ses stagiaires, son assistance, === His students, his support staff,
Par lui sont toujours gâtées, === Are always spoiled by him,
Strauss Kahn, crème de la France === Strauss Kahn, cream of France
Sait bien comment === Knows how
les traiter. === to treat them.
Dominique, nique, === Dominique, fuck,
nique, traverse tous === fuck, on all
les continents, === continents
Fait don de son argent, === Gave away money,
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et encore mieux === He is good and even better
Il est bon et... === he is good and...
encore mieux === even better
Pas au fait du protocole, === Unaware of the protocol,
Il est un peu trop dragueur === Got a bit too flirty
Et pour certaines, c'est pas d'bol, === It's not everyone's cup of tea
Il les coince dans l'ascenseur ===he stucks them in the lift
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, fuck, fuck,
Et jamais incontinent, === and never incontinent,
Fait don de ses penchants === gave away his love
En toutes chambres === In all rooms
et dans tous pieux, === in all beds
Il se fait pomper le noeud (bis) === It's a pumping node (repeat) ? means = he gets head
Dans l'hôtel pour milliardaires === In the hotel for billionairs
Sous la douche se tripotait, === In the shower he was playing with himself
Quand entra la ménagère, === When thr maid came in,
La pauvre elle va l'regretter === the poor one she'll regret
SUCK MY D**K, D**K, D**K === needs no translation
T'as pas frappé en entrant! === You didn't knock the door before coming ine!
Enlève tes vêtements === Take off your clothes
Baisse la tête et ferme les yeux, === Lower your head and close uour eyes
Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
Dominique saisit === Dominique captures
la Vierge, === Lady, (The Virgin (?)
Il ferme la porte à clé, === He locks the door
Alors qu'il brandit sa === When he brandishes his
verge === penis
Elle arrive à s'échapper, === She manages to escape
Dominique, nique, nique === Dominique, fuck, fuck
Se sent un peu moins vaillant, === Feels a little less brave,
tout nu, les bras ballants, === naked, arms dangling,
Y aura les flics dans moins d'deux === the cops will come in less then two
Faut qu'j'me tire sans dire adieu... === I must shoot without saying goodbye
Il se tire sans dire adieu === He leaves without saying goodbye
Dominique, prenant les airs === Dominique taking a plane
Se voit vite debarqué === he is quickly grounded
Anne Sinclair se désespère, === Anne Sinclair dispairs,
Il s'est encore fait gauler === He got caught again,
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, fuck, fuck,
Se lamente, en pleurant, === Laments in tears
Encore un N'harcélement === another Harassment
En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
Je ne pense qu'avec ma queue (bis) === I only think with my dick (repeat)
Sans même de préliminaires, === WIthout even preliminary
Je perd ma candidature === I lost my application
Eliminé des primaires, === Eliminated from primaries (from socialist party)
J'aurai du prendre du Bromure === I should have taken Bromide
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, fuck, fuck,
Se voyait d'jà Président, === Saw himself president
C'est foutu maintenant === It's fucked now
De New-York à l'Elysée, === From New-York to Élysée Palace
Ca fait rire le monde entier (bis) === it makes the world laugh [/B]
 
luisHK, thanks for corrections. Here is another attempt at the translation. I hope it's more coherent.

L'affaire DSK en chanson "Dominique nique nique"

Dominique === Dominique
nique, nique === dick dick
traverse tous les continents, === on all continents
fait don de son argent === gaves away his money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and genrous (repeat)
A l'epoque, au ministère, === When in the government
De l'emploi était le roi === (high) employment was the king
Dominique, notre Père, === Dominique, our Father,
Combattit la TVA === Fought VAT
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents
Fait don de son argent === Gave away his money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
Son génie économique === His economic genious
Au FMI le conduit, === landed him in IMF,
Mais notre Père, === but our Father,
Dominique, === Dominique
Par ses sense est perverti, === deep inside is a pervert,
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents,
Fait don de son argent === Gave away his money
En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
Ses stagiaires, son assistance, === His students, his support staff,
Par lui sont toujours gâtées, === Are always spoiled by him,
Strauss Kahn, crème de la France === Strauss Kahn, cream of France
Sait bien comment === Knows how
les traiter. === to treat them.
Dominique, nique, === Dominique, dick,
nique, traverse tous === dick, on all
les continents, === continents
Fait don de son argent, === Gave away his money,
En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
Il est bon et encore mieux === He is good and even better
Il est bon et... === He is good and...
encore mieux === even better
Pas au fait du protocole, === Unaware of the protocol,
Il est un peu trop dragueur === Got a bit too flirty
Et pour certaines, c'est pas d'bol, === It's not everyone's cup of tea
Il es coince dans l'ascenseur === He got himself stuck in the lift
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Et jamais incontinent, === and never incontinent,
Fait don de ses penchants === gave away his love
En toutes chambres === In all rooms
et dans tous pieux, === in all beds
Il se fait pomper le noeud (bis) === He is jerking off (repeat)
Dans l'hôtel pour milliardaires === In the hotel for billoinairs
Sous la douche se tripotait, === In the shower he was playing with himself,
Quand entra la ménagère, === When a maid came in,
La pauvre elle va l'regretter === the poor one she'll regret
SUCK MY D**K, D**K, D**K === needs no translation
T'as pas frappé en entrant! === You didn't knock on the door before coming in!
Enlève tes vêtements === Take off your clothes
Baisse la tête et ferme les yeux, === Lower your head and close your eyes
Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
Dominique saisit === Dominique captures
la Vierge, === the Virgin,
Il ferme la porte à clé, === He locks the door
Alors qu'il brandit sa === Then he brandishes his
verge === penis
Elle arrive à s'échapper, === She manages to escape
Dominique, nique, nique === Dominique, dick, dick
Se sent un peu moins vaillant, === Feels a little less brave,
tout nu, les bras ballants, === naked, arms dangling,
Y aura les flics dans moins d'deux === Shall the cops come in less than two
Faut qu'j'me tire sans dire adieu... === I must shoot without saying goodbye
Il se tire sans dire adieu === He leaves without saying goodbye
Dominique, prenant les airs === Dominique takes a plain
Se voit vite debarqué === But he is quickly grounded
Anne Sinclair se désespère, === Anne Sinclair dispairs,
Il s'est encore fait gauler === He got caught again,
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Se lamente, en pleurant, === Laments in tears
Encore un N'harcélement === another Harassment
En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
Je ne pense qu'avec ma queue (bis) === I only think with my dick (repeat)
Sans même de préliminaires, === Without even preliminary
Je perd ma candidature === I lost my application
Eliminé des primaires, === Eliminated from primaries
J'aurai du prendre du Bromure === I should have taken Bromide
Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
Se voyait d'jà Président, === Saw himslef the President
C'est foutu maintenant === It's fucked now
De New-York à l'Elysée, === From New-York to Élysée Palace
Ca fait rire le monde entier (bis) === it makes the world laugh
 
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