I want to know about the bird in question - not the lawyer. Was the bird in a box? Never been much of a hunter other than birds every few years. It is difficult to the point of near impossible to hit one in the wooded areas which predominate around here where we go.
With skeet you know when the launcher is being pulled and the general direction of flight. That's what these canned hunts are really like I'd imagine. Not much sport in that kind of a hunt. Kind of thing Mr. Market would do.
Looks like Cheney has opted for canned bird hunts in the past:
"Dick Cheney is under fire for shooting birds. The Vice President has come under attack from an animal rights group for participating in a âcanned huntâ in which he reportedly killed pheasants that were released for the purpose of being shot by hunters.
THE INCREASINGLY low-profile V.P. was taken to Pittsburgh by Air Force Two earlier this week where his âsecurity detail loaded him and his favorite shotgun into a Humvee,â and went to Rolling Rock Club in Ligonier Township, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. There, he and nine other hunting buddies shot at 500 ringneck pheasants, killing 417 of them. The V.P. was credited with offing 70 of the birds, as well as an unknown number of mallard ducks.
The shooting spree prompted an outraged letter from the Humane Society. âThis wasnât a hunting ground. It was an open-air abattoir, and the vice president should be ashamed to have patronized this operation and then slaughtered so many animals,â Wayne Pacelle, a senior vice president of The Humane Society of the United States, wrote in a letter of protest, according to ThePittsburghChannel.com. âIf the Vice President and his friends wanted to sharpen their shooting skills, they could have shot skeet or clay, not resorted to the slaughter of more than 400 creatures planted right in front of them as animated targets.â
Who in hell would want to be given one of those birds for a gift - even if it was from the VP? Bet most of them went right in the trash.
Finally, don't give me any BS about other kinds of hunting or fishing. Sure, they chum the water on deep sea trips and a fox is in a box at the start of a fox hunt - but that is still different than scores of pheasants stored up for release.
So I say pffffttt Cheney

if that's what they were up to on this hunt.