Deutsche Bank stockbroker Anjool Malde kills himself amid job fear

[nkhoi]

Anjool Malde, a broker at Deutsche Bank, was just days short of his 25th birthday when he fell from the Coq d’Argent restaurant near Bank in Central London on Sunday.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6668043.ece#cid=OTC-RSS&attr=1185799

 

[anthclarke]

"Fell" .......

I mean why not say he tried bungee without a cord. Perhaps base jumping and forgot his wings? Who slips and falls from the outside of a balcony on the 12th floor?

 

[anthclarke]

Former ABN Amro CFO slips and falls on both barrels of his 12 Gauge.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6600606.ece

 

[Rearden Metal]

Ok, he gets credit for picking a classy restaurant like you're supposed to... but jumping off the balcony? Come the fuck on!

A <b>real</b> player offs himself in the establishment's restroom with a Colt .32 after giving himself an inexplicably gay nickname like 'boy plunger'. Everyone knows that!
Piker.