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[longandshort]

Haha that's SammyJ. All leg. Just one.

 

[destriero]

Haha that's SammyJ. All leg. Just one.

He's got a cool story, tho. Can't post a blotter bc so many digits that he can't fit it in the frame of his iPhone 17. So delusional that he thinks that he doesn't have hairy chick quads. I can only get so hard.

F*cking lol.

 

[newwurldmn]

Haha that's SammyJ. All leg. Just one.

the other leg is a peg. It makes it hard to swim in his 200k pool.

 

[destriero]

200K leagues. Makes the Mariana Trench look like a puddle. Leg curls (rly it's not for sissies) 2K lbs for reps with bikini models standing on the pads.

 

[longandshort]

200K leagues. Makes the Mariana Trench look like a puddle. Leg curls (rly it's not for sissies) 2K lbs for reps with bikini models standing on the pads.

SammyJ is dan bilzerian?

 

[destriero]

SammyJ is dan bilzerian?

No, you're confused, but it's understandable. Bilzerian is his backup fluffer.

 

[destriero]

 

[donnap]

Did you tame the bear?

destriero now has a new bear rug in his house. It isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

(yes, another Chuck Norris joke)

 

[Relentless]

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Damn cute thing just chillin...

What type of bird?

 

[destriero]

It's a Steller's Jay that was abandoned in the nest a week ago. Wife has been taking care of the little guy.