Seems like a classic case of turnabout being fair play. Last election was won through a masterpiece of populism and issue deflection.
Iraq was too complicated to figure out, so suddenly the most important issues became gay marriage and "flip-flopping". And even if you accepted that those were the most important crises in the country, it's not like the majority of Republicans weren't flip-floppers too... and Kerry was against gay marriage, he only said he wouldn't veto a bill that legalized civil unions. And there wasn't going to be any such bill, either, because the Republicans had the majority in congress!
It was such a trivial, pointless, hair-splitting clusterfuck, and yet it was all anyone could talk about. You just couldn't fight a populist surge with an appeal to rationalism...
It was the most surreal thing I've ever seen. The iraq quagmire was deepening every day, Osama bin Laden still at large, and everywhere you looked motherfucking red necks were duct-taping flip-flops to their trucks (sign: "Obama's shoes"), right next to their "Marriage = [male figure] + [female figure]" bumper stickers.
And now the populist grandstanding shoe is on the other foot, and the good citizens of this country are blaming the Republicans for a problem actually started by the Democrats. And Obama's going to take Florida; I can tell you that without even looking at the poll numbers.
Welcome to democracy.
Iraq was too complicated to figure out, so suddenly the most important issues became gay marriage and "flip-flopping". And even if you accepted that those were the most important crises in the country, it's not like the majority of Republicans weren't flip-floppers too... and Kerry was against gay marriage, he only said he wouldn't veto a bill that legalized civil unions. And there wasn't going to be any such bill, either, because the Republicans had the majority in congress!
It was such a trivial, pointless, hair-splitting clusterfuck, and yet it was all anyone could talk about. You just couldn't fight a populist surge with an appeal to rationalism...
It was the most surreal thing I've ever seen. The iraq quagmire was deepening every day, Osama bin Laden still at large, and everywhere you looked motherfucking red necks were duct-taping flip-flops to their trucks (sign: "Obama's shoes"), right next to their "Marriage = [male figure] + [female figure]" bumper stickers.
And now the populist grandstanding shoe is on the other foot, and the good citizens of this country are blaming the Republicans for a problem actually started by the Democrats. And Obama's going to take Florida; I can tell you that without even looking at the poll numbers.
Welcome to democracy.