You can just see it. The incredulous disbelief. The attempts to spin it all as a publicity stunt. The jokes. The empty arguments that fall flat. They're vacillating.
Trumps got them all beat. Self-made Billionaire, successful real-estate mogul. Hillary's a career slimeball with real criminal issues. Not to mention shes a flaky bitch with no charisma. Now they're warming up Joe in the bullpen. Bernie has some traction, but he's too communist for middle America and Trump would destroy him. They've got nothing. Bupkiss. Assuming Trump isn't a plant for Hillary and doesn't scuttle the ship, I think he wins it.
That said, he's anti-establishment. NSA might dig up some shit about him to hand the election to Hitlarly to keep Fortune 100 in control. Then again, that's where I don't trust Trump. So maybe they'll allow his Presidency.
Trumps got them all beat. Self-made Billionaire, successful real-estate mogul. Hillary's a career slimeball with real criminal issues. Not to mention shes a flaky bitch with no charisma. Now they're warming up Joe in the bullpen. Bernie has some traction, but he's too communist for middle America and Trump would destroy him. They've got nothing. Bupkiss. Assuming Trump isn't a plant for Hillary and doesn't scuttle the ship, I think he wins it.
That said, he's anti-establishment. NSA might dig up some shit about him to hand the election to Hitlarly to keep Fortune 100 in control. Then again, that's where I don't trust Trump. So maybe they'll allow his Presidency.