Democrat Debate Caused Me To Suffer Brain Damage

Yannis · Apr 18, 2008

From IMAO Again

"Hamas, the terrorist organization and sometimes contributor to Obama's church's bulletin (not making that up, dude), has endorsed Barack Obama. I'm guessing, hearing that Obama associates with unrepentant terrorists made that an easy decision.

Obama really needs to merge his radical side with his elitist liberal side. He should form a New New Black Panthers that fights for black superiority by holding wine-tasting events and independent film fesitvals.

'No decently priced arugula, no peace!'"

Yannis · Apr 18, 2008

And Another One

"I must have missed a fun debate last night, because the Daily Kos is in total freak out mode. They are now ready to direct all their impotent rage at ABC, and have declared Hillary a Republican.

Then there's TalkLeft. Apparently it's all Hillary supporters, and they are just happy Obama finally got asked some tough questions. It even declares Keith Olbermann "the most shameless ridiculous hack on TV" while people in the comments make fun of the Kos meltdown... just like normal people! Who would ever imagine that support of Hillary would be a sign of sanity? We are through the looking glass, people.

You know, the left has always been a much smaller group than conservatives, so they can't really weather a fracture as well. It's going to be some interesting times come the Democrat convention."

Yannis · Apr 18, 2008

And Another

"We have an economic problem," Barack Obama told a crowd in Pennsylvania, "and the way to handle it is--"

"You're not wearing any pants!" someone in the crowd yelled out.

"This is why I hate America!" Obama looked as angry as he was pantsless. "That has nothing to do with the important issues people care about such as the economy and healthcare. It is a distraction to bring that up."

"But shouldn't you have pants?" another asked. "I mean, you have the suit jacket and everything up top, but you only have boxers on down below."

"This is the problem with you people," Obama said. "You keep getting distracted by non-issues. If you would just think for a minute, you'd realize your whole moral stick up on people needing to wear pants had nothing to do with the real problems affecting you. It's quite sad; I was just telling my rich friends in San Francisco how I knew something like this would happen."

"Did you forget to wear pants?" one of the crowd inquired.

Michelle Obama ran onto to stage and pointed an accusing finger at the crowd. "This is why I hate America! THIS IS WHY I HATE AMERICA!!"

"It's okay dear." Obama gently ushered her off stage. "I can handle this." He turned to the crowd once more. "The Republicans want you to be distracted by this. They want you worrying whether people are wearing pants or not instead of whether you have jobs or access to hospitals. If you people were only a little smarter, you could see this."

"I really think you should be wearing pants," one person answered.

"I can't help you people." He stormed off stage.

Gord · Apr 18, 2008

Quote from Yannis:

And Another

"We have an economic problem," Barack Obama told a crowd in Pennsylvania, "and the way to handle it is--"

"You're not wearing any pants!" someone in the crowd yelled out.

"This is why I hate America!" Obama looked as angry as he was pantsless. "That has nothing to do with the important issues people care about such as the economy and healthcare. It is a distraction to bring that up."

"But shouldn't you have pants?" another asked. "I mean, you have the suit jacket and everything up top, but you only have boxers on down below."

"This is the problem with you people," Obama said. "You keep getting distracted by non-issues. If you would just think for a minute, you'd realize your whole moral stick up on people needing to wear pants had nothing to do with the real problems affecting you. It's quite sad; I was just telling my rich friends in San Francisco how I knew something like this would happen."

"Did you forget to wear pants?" one of the crowd inquired.

Michelle Obama ran onto to stage and pointed an accusing finger at the crowd. "This is why I hate America! THIS IS WHY I HATE AMERICA!!"

"It's okay dear." Obama gently ushered her off stage. "I can handle this." He turned to the crowd once more. "The Republicans want you to be distracted by this. They want you worrying whether people are wearing pants or not instead of whether you have jobs or access to hospitals. If you people were only a little smarter, you could see this."

"I really think you should be wearing pants," one person answered.

"I can't help you people." He stormed off stage.

Dr. Zhivodka · Apr 18, 2008

I have a question Yannis if you don't mind. In what year did you become aware of hamas and it's struggle against against Israel?

Quote from Yannis:

From IMAO Again

"Hamas, the terrorist organization and sometimes contributor to Obama's church's bulletin (not making that up, dude), has endorsed Barack Obama. I'm guessing, hearing that Obama associates with unrepentant terrorists made that an easy decision.

Obama really needs to merge his radical side with his elitist liberal side. He should form a New New Black Panthers that fights for black superiority by holding wine-tasting events and independent film fesitvals.

'No decently priced arugula, no peace!'"

ZZZzzzzzzz · Apr 18, 2008

Quote from Yannis:

From IMAO Again

"Hamas, the terrorist organization and sometimes contributor to Obama's church's bulletin (not making that up, dude), has endorsed Barack Obama. I'm guessing, hearing that Obama associates with unrepentant terrorists made that an easy decision.

Obama really needs to merge his radical side with his elitist liberal side. He should form a New New Black Panthers that fights for black superiority by holding wine-tasting events and independent film fesitvals.

'No decently priced arugula, no peace!'"

saxon · Apr 19, 2008

Quote from AAAintheBeltway:

Basically, it is a choice between an incredibly boring black racist wannabe marxist who has capitalized on being half african his whole life, or an incredibly annoying shrew with a 30 year record of corruption, intimidation, fraud, obstruction of justice and congenital lying...

...or a senile old soldier who thinks WE WERE VICTORIOUS IN VIETNAM....hoo-rah.

Yannis · Apr 21, 2008

Quote from Dr. Zhivodka:

I have a question Yannis if you don't mind. In what year did you become aware of hamas and it's struggle against against Israel?

Late 80s, when those stories about Sheik Achmed Something surfaced, why?

saxon · Apr 21, 2008

Our neighbors used to have a dachshund named "Shake"...fwiw.