The more I learn about Texas Governors, and their special way with words, the more entertained I am:
"Now [you] take your Datt-suns and your Toy-yuttas..." ; "Mexico...[is] behind a tor-tealia curtain" -- William Clements (Texas Governor and SMU dropout, Clements was Governor 1987-1991)
"Stay out of it...go run the University." -- Clements to SMU President Donald Shields, when shields objected to SMU football players being paid to play. (As a result SMU got the "death penalty" from the NCAA.)
"Is our children learning...?" -- George W. Bush (Texas Governor 1995-2000,
and the only person to graduate from Yale with a third grade education.)
"George can't help it, he was born with a silver foot in his mouth." -- Ann Richards (Texas Governor 1991-95)
" [A good Republican is someone who] is against all government programs, but expects Social Security checks on time.â -- Ann Richards
"Now [you] take your Datt-suns and your Toy-yuttas..." ; "Mexico...[is] behind a tor-tealia curtain" -- William Clements (Texas Governor and SMU dropout, Clements was Governor 1987-1991)
"Stay out of it...go run the University." -- Clements to SMU President Donald Shields, when shields objected to SMU football players being paid to play. (As a result SMU got the "death penalty" from the NCAA.)
"Is our children learning...?" -- George W. Bush (Texas Governor 1995-2000,
and the only person to graduate from Yale with a third grade education.)
"George can't help it, he was born with a silver foot in his mouth." -- Ann Richards (Texas Governor 1991-95)
" [A good Republican is someone who] is against all government programs, but expects Social Security checks on time.â -- Ann Richards