Hola Gents,
Hadn't checked email or private messages in 10+ days...just checking in here mid-vacaciones...
I am bunkered down in an undisclosed location perfecting the process of cloning both female and male versions of me.
It is a process; ya know? Checked my email for the 1st time in several days.
A fun side project while on vacation in hillbilly country when I am not shooting guns and attempting to mount fat-ass southern hogs in Estados Unidos.
My partner & boss and the 2 other guys I mainly work with are all in one locale for the 1st time in 2 years for extended fuckery; some shameful shit these guys are into.
Waffle House & off-roading & moonshine; nice combo actually. I want to be a stupid redneck in another life. You know retards have the life.
All they think about is shitting & pissing themselves/jerking off/eating and fucking.
Quite lofty aspirations if you ask me.
Back @moneychanging after Labor Day. I'm like the French--milking that vacation for all it is worth. Plus my brother is on vacation next week and I want to party with him (not his wife or kids) in Toronto and Montreal.
You did know that the 2nd and 3rd full week of August are traditionally the slowest weeks of the year, right? Also, 1.5 weeks before that awful chr*stian holiday in December and the week after, eh? Of course you did.
Speaking of stupid religious freaks~~
Can I get in a church where I can drink and then chase 12 year-old girl's (instead of boys) down the street @12am est drunk and in my underwear without catching a 'charge?'
http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-n...sf/2012/08/police_woodburn_priest_chased.html
Funniest part is Woodburn, OR is where my father lived for 30+ years before he died. I dig priests persistence when chasing young penis--perfect perversion coupled with alcohol and a cell phone. Nice!!
Where can I find my own alter girl who is mute?
peace & blessings you fucking degenerate heathens, you!
hedvig