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Hola!
Welcome to the wildest and most entertaining thread on ET!
We assume hedvig is raising hell in Aruba--livin la vida loca indeed! We anxiously await his return!
ps--The lack of new content here is giving me major withdrawl symptoms (hope other readers are coping with it better than I--beyond that I will not elaborate!). Suffice to say I am anxiously awaiting the return to normalcy here and my regularly scheduled doses of Hedvig personal musings and catastrophic calamities.
As a test, which of the following facts about hedvig are under scrutiny? I for one, do not question their authenticity.
A. rappelled down 100 ft buildings at the behest of his mentor.
B. makes lots of shekels via the 9/30 method as taught by 'Pimp Montieth'.
C. has successfully defeated his genetic predisposition to hairloss
D. once had a tryst in a LA toilet with George Michael (under the influence of course~mistook him for Taylor Dayne)
E. has a really awesome bike.
It is T-minus 4 days and counting until Hedvig's return at which time we will surely be deluged with tales of drug use (no, I'm not talking about propecia!), debauchery, and degradation--along with a dose of amusing mis-haps that occurred along the way.
Hedvig runs HOT in the summers~and so should you fellow readers! Get outside and enjoy it!
Vengan todos--vamos a leer el libro de bien de Hedvig!
Welcome to the wildest and most entertaining thread on ET!
We assume hedvig is raising hell in Aruba--livin la vida loca indeed! We anxiously await his return!
ps--The lack of new content here is giving me major withdrawl symptoms (hope other readers are coping with it better than I--beyond that I will not elaborate!). Suffice to say I am anxiously awaiting the return to normalcy here and my regularly scheduled doses of Hedvig personal musings and catastrophic calamities.
Lies? Lies!? No. I cannot believe that. No.... it can't be.
As a test, which of the following facts about hedvig are under scrutiny? I for one, do not question their authenticity.
A. rappelled down 100 ft buildings at the behest of his mentor.
B. makes lots of shekels via the 9/30 method as taught by 'Pimp Montieth'.
C. has successfully defeated his genetic predisposition to hairloss
D. once had a tryst in a LA toilet with George Michael (under the influence of course~mistook him for Taylor Dayne)
E. has a really awesome bike.
It is T-minus 4 days and counting until Hedvig's return at which time we will surely be deluged with tales of drug use (no, I'm not talking about propecia!), debauchery, and degradation--along with a dose of amusing mis-haps that occurred along the way.
Hedvig runs HOT in the summers~and so should you fellow readers! Get outside and enjoy it!
Vengan todos--vamos a leer el libro de bien de Hedvig!
I am back bitches!
My good 'friend/foe' Atticus was kind enough to email me and (without calling me names) inquired about my recent where-abouts.
Aw...see; he ain't so bad, is he?
I had more legal shit this week after my official island vacation and decided to take M-Th off. Plus, after my return I hooked up with a 22 year-old dishrag whore and I basically fucked her silly the last 3 days; ahh--youthful female pussy, it is what I live for!
Yea, I had to buy her 1 dinner (@Arbys--classy, huh) and I had to buy the fucking bitch Smirnoff Flavored Fuckery Vodka.
However, she drank my drink (magical elixir Green Dragon) along with my special 'date-rape' "dusting" mixed in.
I am in a glorious mood so I will reveal the 'dust' mixture. Yep; Angel Dust.
See, I take a 'temperature' of a whore before I decide I will fuck her.
If she is 'hot' and pissing vinegar I amp her up with yayo mixed in with a phat-ass blunt; this makes them bounce off the walls after I 'snow cone' them { http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snow cones }.
If she is a 'chill' hooker then I 'dust' the Green Dragon or I like to make her take 5 mg of methadone or a small hit of heroin.
Don't get me wrong--I don't want to bring on respiratory depression, however--how many of you have fucked a young hot 'zombified' young whore lately?
I have! It is glorious!! Of that I can assure you.
Well, I have to fly out to Oregon later today because my father's official 'Memorial' at the Veteran's Cemetary is on Saturday (he served in the Korean War).
A time to reflect; I will be back on Sunday night ready for forex and on Monday I will be trading like a motherfucking pimp~~rested/rejuvinated/rejoiceful & resplendently ready to go!
I now drink my drink & take a hot tub.
Note to self: After lunch--get rid of the weekly whore; the marina is full here in G.H., MI and you sir, you have MEAT to hunt.
Predator mode: ON.
p.s. I made a 'chit chat' thread earlier today. Check it!
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=246296
Peace & blessings you little pimps!
Vice Chancellor Cardinal Hedvig Von "HUNTER" Dikkeman XII
My good 'friend/foe' Atticus was kind enough to email me and (without calling me names) inquired about my recent where-abouts.
Aw...see; he ain't so bad, is he?
I had more legal shit this week after my official island vacation and decided to take M-Th off. Plus, after my return I hooked up with a 22 year-old dishrag whore and I basically fucked her silly the last 3 days; ahh--youthful female pussy, it is what I live for!
Yea, I had to buy her 1 dinner (@Arbys--classy, huh) and I had to buy the fucking bitch Smirnoff Flavored Fuckery Vodka.
However, she drank my drink (magical elixir Green Dragon) along with my special 'date-rape' "dusting" mixed in.
I am in a glorious mood so I will reveal the 'dust' mixture. Yep; Angel Dust.
See, I take a 'temperature' of a whore before I decide I will fuck her.
If she is 'hot' and pissing vinegar I amp her up with yayo mixed in with a phat-ass blunt; this makes them bounce off the walls after I 'snow cone' them { http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snow cones }.
If she is a 'chill' hooker then I 'dust' the Green Dragon or I like to make her take 5 mg of methadone or a small hit of heroin.
Don't get me wrong--I don't want to bring on respiratory depression, however--how many of you have fucked a young hot 'zombified' young whore lately?
I have! It is glorious!! Of that I can assure you.
Well, I have to fly out to Oregon later today because my father's official 'Memorial' at the Veteran's Cemetary is on Saturday (he served in the Korean War).
A time to reflect; I will be back on Sunday night ready for forex and on Monday I will be trading like a motherfucking pimp~~rested/rejuvinated/rejoiceful & resplendently ready to go!
I now drink my drink & take a hot tub.
Note to self: After lunch--get rid of the weekly whore; the marina is full here in G.H., MI and you sir, you have MEAT to hunt.
Predator mode: ON.
p.s. I made a 'chit chat' thread earlier today. Check it!
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=246296
Peace & blessings you little pimps!
Vice Chancellor Cardinal Hedvig Von "HUNTER" Dikkeman XII
What, no tales of debauchery from the islands?
Motherfuckers!
I say this with LOVE in my rotten fucking dead heart~~please let me drink my goddamned drink some along with some Green Dragon & then when my twisted arthritic 45 year old typing fingers loosen up I will 'tell you my story' in both Jamaica & Aruba.
Btw--for those 'in the know'~~how fucking hot are the monkeys bitches in Jamaica??!!! Thank Zeus I have an 8 inch dick; without it I wouldn't even have a chance to give those rhino-ass hookers any pleasure--'cause THEY gotta have pleasure, right?
Ugh!! I don't even like women but somehow I can't stay away.
I almost 'put a ring on it' {the black bitch that smoked me the fuck out for 48 hours}. Almost; just 'cause her friend made me wait 8 hours (putting in the work) to fuck her, along with my 'ganga girl.'
I am actually on my way out the door for the marina. I need to check on my ghetto boat and see how much 'trim' (and what quality) is out & about here @high noon.
I can 'sense' what kind of quality will be @the marina later in the day by the quality I see @lunch and at the convenience store across the street (on a Friday).
peace
hedvig
I say this with LOVE in my rotten fucking dead heart~~please let me drink my goddamned drink some along with some Green Dragon & then when my twisted arthritic 45 year old typing fingers loosen up I will 'tell you my story' in both Jamaica & Aruba.
Btw--for those 'in the know'~~how fucking hot are the monkeys bitches in Jamaica??!!! Thank Zeus I have an 8 inch dick; without it I wouldn't even have a chance to give those rhino-ass hookers any pleasure--'cause THEY gotta have pleasure, right?
Ugh!! I don't even like women but somehow I can't stay away.
I almost 'put a ring on it' {the black bitch that smoked me the fuck out for 48 hours}. Almost; just 'cause her friend made me wait 8 hours (putting in the work) to fuck her, along with my 'ganga girl.'
I am actually on my way out the door for the marina. I need to check on my ghetto boat and see how much 'trim' (and what quality) is out & about here @high noon.
I can 'sense' what kind of quality will be @the marina later in the day by the quality I see @lunch and at the convenience store across the street (on a Friday).
peace
hedvig
Please see my posts on http://www.bigmiketrading.com/forex...e-euro-eur-usd-futures-contract-euro-156.html
~~I will {on request} cut/paste all of that fuckery if you or anyone else desires, k?
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My fellow "TraderJ12" man/trader & confidante; I do about 35 campaign trades per year in the following asset classes.
Metals, Energies, Indices, Softs, Grains, Interest Rates, & FX Currency Futures...
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I am not sure (I don't give a fuck) if an earlier post went through. Methinks I tried to reply; I was bothered by some whore yelling at me for more booze from my refrigerator; cunt!
Anyways...for way older/more experienced {and probably more feeble fucks than me}--I am REAL!
I am based in G.H. MI from late April through late October, then I split my time between San Diego & FL.
I seriously have ALOT of knowledge to give; not to faggy little sycophants though, nor to market veterans that need to stick their cock out and shake it at me, eh?
Again, whatever. After my glorious retreat to the islands--I am feeling a bit more refreshed and kinda superior.
Hey! I know we all have to make a living, no? I endeavor and aspire (in a "fucked-up kinda way") to possibly {A BIG-ASS "IF"} help 2 or 3 HUNGRY yet realistic PIMPS along the way.
This is my last post today; I am in predator mode as of 4pm est (happy hour @the 5+ bars within 1/2 mile of my dumpy cottage on the Spring Lake, MI).
peace
hedvig