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Quote from stephan31:

Effective Immediately: Private 3rd class Herr Von Dikkeman VIII has been demoted to 'latrine duty.'

He is incapable of waking on his own. He has also been ordered to put his cell phone alarm ON his desk so that his lazy 'worthless & weak' ass physically has to get up to answer his phone alarm

AND

He is hereby ordered to plug in an old alarm clock (again, across the room). 3 demerits in the last week for oversleeping.

It is not like this stupid slob of a soldier is not getting his rest. Private (if their was a lower rank; surely he would have been demoted) 'gimp' von dikkeman VIII "claims" in his official response that he is 'sick.'

We don't acknowledge this.

Please make a copy of this report and put in his inconsequential personnel file.

Sargeant Luther Robinson http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0248845/
E. Berlin/American G.I. Sargeant in Charge

Translation: Am I dying; is this what it feels like when one is slowly dying or does my sickness continue to linger (now on it's 6th day).

Everything is fine downstairs though; cannot shake the sickness. More lemon water and more spirulina and through endurance we conquer.

Missed London trading last night and missed 1st 30 minutes of my a.m. U.S. session trading.

There is no g*d.

peace

hedvig
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boil 2 rutabaggas and call the doc in the morning.. http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/vegetables-and-vegetable-products/2611/2
 
Quote from researcher248:

What makes this feat more amazing is that Hedvig had time to Sim test his daytrading method exhaustively in Oct. 2011. Definitely that marihuana drink has to have magical properties. Or maybe it's the THC-pussyjuice combo.
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Best. Intuitive Reply. Ever!

If you only really knew the alchemy behind my magical green dragon THC 'tincture'~besides the obvious main ingredient.

Hint: The aztecs KNEW things about the magical properties of youth; indeed they did! :p

peace

hedvig
 
Quote from researcher248:

I have decided that Hedvig's prophecia is esentially correct, and that a magnitude 5 tidal wave down, with many huge gaps and limit down moves is within hours of happening. Fuck that Prophecia.
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Post it note to hedvig: Drink 2 extra ounces of Green Dragon THC Tincture before reading each & every post from researcher248.

Everything will then become even more obtuse in my tiny little damaged brain.

I hope you all have noticed that I am actually not a very bright guy, ya know? Painfully dumb and it takes about 5X's for me stop 'doing it wrong.'

Sadly, this is my personality and unfortunately many of the 'latent' retard neurons went 'live' when I turned around 12 years old. Everything was going well until then.

Then my innate personality took over; that f*cker!


:eek:

peace

'2 & done' on a tuesday hedvig
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P.S. (Pussy Sightings)

I feel stirrings deep within {the sickness is now confirmed gone for good}.

Some girl is going to pay for my illness-induced non-activity lately.

Sadly, it has been more than 7 days {but less than 14 days}--so the 'over 30' modified-setup rule is in play.

Though, I don't think I can actually get it up for someone in their 4th decade of life. A fetish that has toppled over to compulsion (happens every summer).

My go to locales today {will be creeping on my yellow vintage 'schwinn collegiate' bike--I call him "Big Yella"}

a) hairdressing academy 5 blocks from where I sit
b) local 'head' shop {683 feet}
c) my favorite convenience store (back lot) 649 feet
d) bar 'deck' on lake michigan {7 blocks due south}

Targeting 18-22 year olds; yes, I require I.D. so I don't go 'old.'

I don't placate.

peace

hedvig
 
Quote from jas_in_hbca:

Not taking propecia are you ? FYI

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_...de-effects-warning-to-baldness-drug-propecia/
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F*ck that old Propecia technology. I take Avodart 'off-label' prescription {my prostrate will remain vibrant and 'non-bloated' until the day I am put in 'stasis'}. Do the research; I sure as f*ck do. Been on that since '97.

I was on propecia before it was released to public until '97.

I take 15% rogaine @2X's daily: http://www.minoxidilmax.com/index.php

Shampoos: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002UD52WQ/ref=pe_175190_21431760_cs_sce_dp_1

2% Nizoral: http://www.inhousepharmacy.biz/p-283-nizoral-shampoo-2-ketoconazole.aspx

Conditioner: http://dslaboratories.com/revita.cor/

Therapies: http://dslaboratories.com/spectralf7/

I am the ONLY person (male) on both sides of family with hair {13 of them are/were at least Norwood 5 or 6 or 7}.

I began thinning @age 19 and began with Rogaine way back in the day in 1986.

Admittedly; a person more obsessed with hair would be hard to find. My older brother was a colorist and stylist and I did get my license to cut & color and some makeup application over the years {good investment}.

Talk about a way to PULL pussy!!! I cannot count the number of girls I have been able to lure into a dumpster or their awful dorm room or messy room they share with another little skank for a 'quickie' after I colored their hair {doing their makeup is a higher hit rate though}.

Not so much recently, but put me in a college town and I am there to do the work that needs to be done~~before during and after; a full-service stylist--if you will.

Personal aside* I got 'fixed' when I was 19 years old. Best $750.00 I EVER spent. No spawn for me. Clones down the road; yes~~offspring, never!

peace

'no swimmers' hedvig...
 
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You f*cker!

Clearly I need an editor.

I am taking applications @jjsrader@gmail.com

Also have 2 openings {summer apprenticeships} for 'lifestyle slaves.' Female or effimate/emo/ Male 17-19yrs of age. Siblings okay.

They will get a 'turn out' 2X's per day; clean & spacious cages w/high-quality vegan diet and fresh water 4X's per day.

Travel included; opportunity for advancement {Executive Slave Assistant} is commensurate with effort and attitude.

Also, opportunities to listen & learn about my 'teachings' 1st hand.

peace & blessings...

The 'Ascetical One' Cardinal Hedvig Von Dikkeman XII

p.s. Oh yes! Got a better rank today from the man~~life is glorious!!
 
Quote from researcher248:

Que dia es hoy?. [What day is today?]

Hoy es el dia para irse corto cabron!. [Today is the day to get short, you pimp!]

for LF only: 79.00 CL bid order pending, basis July or August or whatever, same price give or take.:)
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Thank you for your 'testament' R248.

Who dat/What dat be da 'LF' ???

peace

hedvig
 
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