Dear Apple,

[Ricter]

Can you help us out? We hear you've got $75 trillion in cash. You were born here, you're our kid, help out mom and dad!

Sincerely,
USA

 

[377OHMS]

Libs can't stand that corporations are sitting on a lot of cash and feel that money could be spend on social justice and redistributive programs.

Apparently they don't' believe in private property. If somebody has a lot of money it should be grabbed.

Not a trait one would normally associate with America.

 

[Ricter]

Quote from 377OHMS:

Libs can't stand that corporations are sitting on a lot of cash and feel that money could be spend on social justice and redistributive programs.

Apparently they don't' believe in private property. If somebody has a lot of money it should be grabbed.

Not a trait one would normally associate with America.

Dear "Job Creator", whose money can't be touched because you're a "job creator", where's the jobs? (no pun)

 

[Max E.]

Quote from Apple:

I will gladly take care of MY OWN parents, but im not going to take care of everyone elses, you see my parents taught me about responsibility, and how to take care of my self and my family, in such a way that i would not end up reliant on someone elses family, and apparently the APPLE didnt fall far from the tree.

As for the rest of the people who choose not to take care of themselves, and choose to raise "BAD APPLE'S" it would seem that they are in big trouble. Other peoples lack of responsibility is not my problem, and while i feel bad for them i feel absolutely no sense of responsiblity to take care of someone else who spent their entire life making bad decisions, and raising "BAD APPLE'S"

Sincerely,

-Apple

Apple's response.

 

[377OHMS]

Quote from Ricter:

Dear "Job Creator", whose money can't be touched because you're a "job creator", where's the jobs? (no pun)

The corporations aren't obligated to do anything with that cash except what their boards deem is best for their shareholders. Period. That is the way free enterprise works.

Perhaps you'd like the government to seize all those funds and start large collectives to employ everyone? Try Russia, though they seem to have abandoned that model after almost 100 years of failure.

 

[Ricter]

Quote from Max E. Pad:

Apple's response.

Ok, look. You're money's doing nothing and we both know it, in fact, you're paying to park it. Give us $15 trillion and here's the deal. We'll pump it through the economy, to the working man, and get back into the black. Remember those times? That was when you were making a killing right here. Anyway, we'll also agree to take a portion and subsidize some of your marketing (let us worry about the WTO). Everyone is going to want to get their hands on your iphone 6, and your ipad 3, and when the rest of the world see Americans with those, they'll want them too. You're going to not only get the money back you're going to look like a champ doing it.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from Ricter:

Can you help us out? We hear you've got $75 trillion in cash. You were born here, you're our kid, help out mom and dad!

Sincerely,
USA

What do you want them to do with Ricter? Hand it over to congress to be utterly squandered? Apple earned it. It's theirs. Nobody OWES YOU ANYTHING.

 

[Ricter]

Quote from Lucrum:

What do you want them to do with Ricter? Hand it over to congress to be utterly squandered? Apple earned it. It's theirs. Nobody OWES YOU ANYTHING.

Don't get excited, I'm still asking nice.

 

[Max E.]

Apple just texted me and told me he is to busy to respond as he is flying his corporate jet towards his yacht, in order to sail towards the island country he is currently thinking about buying......

We should definately tax apple for being a smug son of a bitch...

Quote from Ricter:

Ok, look. You're money's doing nothing and we both know it, in fact, you're paying to park it. Give us $15 trillion and here's the deal. We'll pump it through the economy, to the working man, and get back into the black. Remember those times? That was when you were making a killing right here. Anyway, we'll also agree to take a portion and subsidize some of your marketing (let us worry about the WTO). Everyone is going to want to get their hands on your iphone 6, and your ipad 3, and when the rest of the world see Americans with those, they'll want them too. You're going to not only get the money back you're going to look like a champ doing it.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from Ricter:

Don't get excited, I'm still asking nice.

From an email circulating around, this should make your whole day.


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