If you have a truly profitable system, why not borrow on your credit cards (if you have any) and put the capital into a trading account.
Alternatively you could take a second mortgage out on your house (or double wide trailer) and fund your account that way.
Also, if you have a record of good performance at your day job, you might approach your employer and ask for a loan based on your future prospects. If for instance, you work at "McDonalds" and you have a track record there, you might ask them for a loan based on your ability to make dayshift manager at some point in the future.
You may want to consider selling your car (if you still have one) or other valuable items (like computers), or perhaps you could go down to your local blood bank and make donations, putting that money into a trading account. Based on the type of commentary you place here, you might also consider donating to a sperm bank. It seems to me that you would be uniquely suited to funding your account that way.
If your trailer park is near to a major University, you may want to look into volunteering to be the subject of medical tests or procedures.
As a last resort, you might advertise in certain publications overseas as a organ donor. I would bet that you could obtain a significant amount of money for a kidney, an eye or testicle.
I think I have covered all the options. I wish you good luck with your system. I am sure we will hear of your success in the near future.
Steve