name that parody!
oh...
if i could trade like ed sekoyta,
i wouldn't be drivin' no dodge dakota,
to me the charts would never ever lie.
but i'm tradin' for a livin'
so every morning i wake up screamin'
i look at my account and i cry...
i wake up my machine
and stare at that stupid screen
i'm a...
daytrade believer
and i...
don't have a clue
RSI turned up, but wait,
the Stochs have turned right down,
but only Fast and Full, the Slow's back up...
now the B bands are a pinchin'
market trading in slow motion
trending trendlessly, bell rings, time's up...
i shut down my machine
punch a hole right through the screen
i'm a...
daytrade believer
and i...
just blew up again
maybe i need a guru,
maybe i need three more flat screens,
maybe i need a seminar or two..
maybe the answer lies
buried somewhere on ET
but i'm so tired of wading through the poo...
so i...
throw out my machine
and my back, and even my spleen
i'm a...
daytrade believer
and i...
gotta get a job