Quote from Duref Mudgins:
FortuneTeller, the benefit of my advanced age is that I have slept with a helluva lot more women than you have, and the older they get, the more desperate they get, so I am pulling away from you. The so called "hotties" you post pictures of have about as much character as a cardboard cutout. Real women are fat. Fat women are happy. Happy women will let you do anything to them you want to.
Correction. Fat women are desperate.
Desperate women let you do anything to them you want to
Same with MILF's.
