You know what's toast lads?
Taking everything literally from the bible.
If you were to follow everything in the bible down to the last letter, you would live a miserable life.
Is that what you want?
You guys who claim the bible is Gods word and you must abide by it, your life will turn to misery, by the time you get to 70 years of age, you'll look back and say, " I made a huge mistake".
It's actually impossible to believe the bible, in whole, so long as there is confusion about what is literal, and what is in need of the interpretation of the reader.
For example, a parable. Are parables anything that you can believe? No. The most you can do is believe your own interpretation of a parable.
In one confusing scenario, an entire book of the bible might be a parable, for example, the Song Of Solomon. Or, at least that's what we've been told so that it does not appear to be the lascivious, lustful mating call that it actually is.
Another example, the parable of the Prodigal Son. Is it true? Can i "believe" it? No, because a parable, by nature, is neither true nor false. In a best case scenario, the author of a parable is an authentic teacher who knows the truth, AND, your interpretation is lucky enough to match the intended meaning of the author.
For example, in a debate with an Abrahamic-Judeo-book-faith-Christian, i pointed out that the parable of the prodigal son is actually Jesus own claim on the genesis of our current experience, and how it ends. So it is a story about the beginning and the ending of this world, contrary to Jewish traditions long since committed to parchment, and promulgated by the latest generation of Jews, our Judeo-Christians. In fact, it is Jesus own story (history as the "alpha and omega"), as well as our own.
Of course, the committed Christian denied that, and instead interpreted the parable to speak of the Jewish nation, which went astray, and will some day come back to real Jewishness. So, same parable, two very different interpretations.
Question is, exactly how much of the bible is parable? How many of the parables are authored by authentic teachers who knew the truth? And how many of those can you interpret correctly, as intended?
While the percentage ratio of parables-to-literal is in dispute, no one can honestly say they believe the bible. It is always a belief in either their own ego, or in an authentic interpreter, such as Christ.
Mary Baker Eddy (founder of Christian Science) is testament that the bible can be interpreted radically differently than the current popular mainstream. Whether she is correct is another story, but her interpretation is probably better than most.