Daily Bible Verse

[themickey]

So we pray, because we know that someday, very soon, He will physically return to earth, "and every eye shall see Him."

In the never never son.

 

[themickey]

Christianity, a mule led by a carrot.

 

[studentofthemarkets]

In the never never son.

The news is lining up closer to end times prophecies than it ever has before!!!

 

[Overnight]

We ask for Jesus' kingdom to come because, obviously, He is not in His kingdom on earth yet, and His will is definitely not being done on earth yet either. So we pray, because we know that someday, very soon, He will physically return to earth, "and every eye shall see Him."

Songs have been written about this, but you who are blind do not see, and you who are deaf do not hear, because your mind is clustered on only one thing. Chapter and verse. You need to learn pitch and timbre as well. You'll be better off for it if you do.

 

[themickey]

I prefer the "thy" and "trespasses" bits. Makes it all sound more mystical. And you forgot the "For yours is the Kingdom of heaven, forever and ever, Amen." part. You are such a crappy Christian. You are going to hell, obviously.
Oh, wait, you are in Australia. You are already there.

Please keep thinking that, we need no more fukkers here, too crowded already.

 

[themickey]

The news is lining up closer to end times prophecies than it ever has before!!!

Every day since 2000 years ago the broken clock has been right.

 

[Overnight]

Please keep thinking that, we need no more fukkers here, too crowded already.

Crowded? You're the second-least-crowded continent on earth, behind Antarctica! Lots of land out there for fukkers to roam in!

 

[studentofthemarkets]

You need a better alarm clock.

He's a cute little robot, but I think if I had to chase that down to stop hearing the alarm each morning I'd be so cranky I'd probably trade in a bad mood and lose money, making me even crankier for the day!

Looks more like a fun toy to give to a kid to play with!

It's definitely more interesting to watch than the slow live comet viewing video I posted on another thread!

 

[themickey]

Lots of land out there for fukkers to roam in!

Exactly and we like it this way.
"The lord is good to them whose hope is in him to keep more fukkers out". We've enough already.

 

[Overnight]

He's a cute little robot, but I think if I had to chase that down to stop hearing the alarm each morning I'd be so cranky I'd probably trade in a bad mood and lose money, making me even crankier for the day!...

Do you drink coffee to wake yourself up? If so, stop. That is what makes you cranky upon waking up...Not having your caffeine fix.

No coffee+alarm clock=happy mornings. Combine that with your happy daily Bible verses and voila'!