Which is why I've been whining all along...
"If you vote for EITHER party, you've proven you're TOO STUPID TO BE TRUSTED WITH A VOTE, and you don't really deserve to live in America. Do us all a favor and just put a bullet in your brain, won't you?"
If you care about America, you'll do a write-in vote for Ron Paul.
If you're more cynical, write in "Giant Douche" or "Turd Sandwich"...
But DON'T VOTE FOR NOBAMA nor MCCAIN!!