Cramer's Game Plan going into the week - a report card

[michaelscott]

"Cramer told potential investors that he would buy Coca-Cola (KO - Cramer's Take - Stockpickr - Rating) ahead of its earnings release on Tuesday because he believes the weak dollar will cause Coca-Cola to report a better-than-expected quarter. "

KO Close on Monday- 53.85
KO Close on Tuesday- 53.18


In addition, Cramer said he believes that Intel (INTC - Cramer's Take - Stockpickr - Rating) will also report a better-than-expected quarter on Tuesday, and told viewers that he thought it could go up "a quick point" on the news.

INTC Close before the call- 26.32
INTC Close after the call- 25.06

Viewers might want to buy United Technologies (UTX - Cramer's Take - Stockpickr - Rating) before it reports on Wednesday, Cramer said, because he believes its infrastructure and aerospace divisions will cause United Technologies to have a better-than-expected quarter.

UTX right now in afterhours- down 0.5 percent

Cramer then explained his anger bet, which he said involves the banks. Next week, when Merrill Lynch (MER - Cramer's Take - Stockpickr - Rating), Wells Fargo (WFC - Cramer's Take - Stockpickr - Rating), JPMorgan Chase (JPM - Cramer's Take - Stockpickr - Rating), Bank of America (BAC - Cramer's Take - Stockpickr - Rating) and Citigroup (C - Cramer's Take - Stockpickr - Rating) report.

MER- Down 3.6% today after the call
WFC- Down 0.5%
JPM- Down today and down after the call
BAC- Down
C- Down

"I'd buy all these names before they report and enjoy the good news," he concluded.

 

[SiSePuede!]

Are you trying to tell us you're Jim Cramer?

 

[michaelscott]

Just wanted to add Honeywell. It looked like it would pop and then took its dump.

 

[a529612]

You can't help but lose money consistently by listening to a moron like Cramer.