Do what Trump pressed for but Walmart and Oracle failed to do...
This time.. have TSLA release the remaining 16% of the shares outstanding and use the $94B to buy the American operations of Tik-Tok and roll all 3 into an entity under the umbrella of Tesla/Twitter/ Tick-Tock.
"T-cubed" if you will.
Of course Tik-Tok as a whole is probably worth $70B tops to ByteDance, so the American operations could be had for much less since they're gonna get shut-down anyway for being a Chinese spy operation collecting data on tens of millions of young Americans.... so ...
....the remaining $20B or so will be used to Buy TWTR from Elon at 50% less than he paid, just to show his heart is in it, and an actual fair value for that pos dog stock.... bring in the team of GS/JPM/Citi underwriters and lawyers... restructure the whole damn thing, issue new shares... and boda-bing, boda-bang.... all the kids posting dance videos on Tik-Tok will be buying their first, yet to be introduced, entry level (TSLA equivalent of the Volkswagen Bug) in 8 years. Elon will upsell them 8 years later when they grow the f up, turn center-right, and actually work.
This time.. have TSLA release the remaining 16% of the shares outstanding and use the $94B to buy the American operations of Tik-Tok and roll all 3 into an entity under the umbrella of Tesla/Twitter/ Tick-Tock.
"T-cubed" if you will.
Of course Tik-Tok as a whole is probably worth $70B tops to ByteDance, so the American operations could be had for much less since they're gonna get shut-down anyway for being a Chinese spy operation collecting data on tens of millions of young Americans.... so ...
....the remaining $20B or so will be used to Buy TWTR from Elon at 50% less than he paid, just to show his heart is in it, and an actual fair value for that pos dog stock.... bring in the team of GS/JPM/Citi underwriters and lawyers... restructure the whole damn thing, issue new shares... and boda-bing, boda-bang.... all the kids posting dance videos on Tik-Tok will be buying their first, yet to be introduced, entry level (TSLA equivalent of the Volkswagen Bug) in 8 years. Elon will upsell them 8 years later when they grow the f up, turn center-right, and actually work.