I actually don't really believe you. I find it hard to believe that a successful tech guy would avoid anything more than a 20 Euro phone. Its more likely that you have crappy credit and can't afford an up to date one. I look at my own bill for a $0 iPhone ( cost of phone built into monthly fee), 8GB data, unlimited minutes in Canada, $85. This is equivalent to $61 Euro. So, I pay 40 ( 480/year) more than you and have access to many more tools. An extra 480 so that I can run a business, earn a decent income, and support my family.
I've already said I've got a new Samsung S7 £26 per month for 24months 2GB data, 600mins, Unlimited texts.
I've also got a Ipad Air 4G 15GB data, Samsung Tab A 2016 4G 10GB data, Lenova Yoga 2 just Wifi.
I trade off all 3 Tablets just like you.
But I still think the worlds gone crazy and Cars are WAYYY more important and Van's than smart phones.
Until they can teleport then maybe I'll rethink this.