You lost me there at *1.Quote from sle:
* Share everything.
* Play fair.
* Don't hit people.
* Put things back where you found them.
* Clean up your own mess.
* Don't take things that aren't yours.
* Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
* Wash your hands before you eat.
* Flush.
* Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
etc...
In an ideal world maybe.
Everywhere else, it's inter-desk thermonuclear warfare.
Low volume environment making it all about dividing the pie.