convexx's stfu journal

[deltastrike]

Umm. I see no gay-pron when I click the imgur links.

Obviously not the case for surf and his "friend".

 

[EPrado]

damnbro. I just shorted NQ at 4078 and covered in ES at 1999. I captured 2079 pts in arb-gains... AH!

Yeah. Another advantage of trading like this is you can trade 24/7. Even when exchanges are closed.

Want to trade Christmas day? Can easily be done. Plenty of liquidity.

Let's say you are having a rough Saturday betting college football. You want to make back your losses. Why risk betting more games? Go buy Euro Futures at 1.3100. Then hit the bid in the Nikkei Futures at 15,000. That's over 14,998 points in profit!!! I'm pretty sure you are also allowed to choose your own tick value as well.

 

[convexx]

I am crying.

 

[EPrado]

I am crying.

Don't cry...

Buy some GRPN at 6.75 and Sell it at PCLN price of 1243. Plenty of liquidity Friday at 6:35 pm on a holiday weekend.

You'll feel better.


Stocks a tricky though, you can't change tick value. Trades in actual dollar amounts. Bastards don't make it easy.

 

[marketsurfer]

One of your HF heavies just called you while you're on vacation... about this thread? I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Sure, we are in touch all the time. I even have an Iridium satellite phone--- step back! LOL

 

[marketsurfer]

First, why do you care? Where is your blotter? Where is your own hosting?

Second, why do you always bring some of your "friends'" opinions? Can't you have your own?

Third, thanks Convexx for posting. Its interesting and helpful.

I tend to defer opinions to those managing a billion or more--- wouldn't you?

 

[convexx]

Sure, we are in touch all the time. I even have an Iridium satellite phone--- step back! LOL

pic or it didn't happen.

 

[convexx]

I tend to defer opinions to those managing a billion or more--- wouldn't you?

Dude managing >$1B book is sitting here contemplating the merits of my photo-hosting choices... really.

That is the most pathetic story I have ever heard.

 

[convexx]

I can't afford manly photo-hosting due to my Bloomberg Pro subscription. https://www.dropbox.com/s/s67sqs54f71lo8g/2014-08-29_1612.png?dl=0

The satphone is pretty enticing tho... sitting there in Palm Beach and taking a call on a phone with 600ms of terrestrial lag. Mono screen and a dildo for an antenna. Sound quality like you're underwater. What is not to like!

 

[actionzip54]

I can't afford manly photo-hosting due to my Bloomberg Pro subscription. https://www.dropbox.com/s/s67sqs54f71lo8g/2014-08-29_1612.png?dl=0

The satphone is pretty enticing tho... sitting there in Palm Beach and taking a call on a phone with 600ms of terrestrial lag. Mono screen and a dildo for an antenna. Sound quality like you're underwater. What is not to like!

I knew I should come here for the lulz today and you and el prado delivered!