It's a southern thing.
Well it's from yesterday.... Even more amusing were his opening comments about Hemorrhoids. <--- exGOPer - This is an example of something that is my personal assertion. Just so you get educated.
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I am polite enough to other posters to spend the time to cut/paste the first few paragraphs of an article so other readers can determine if they desire to go to the link and read the entire article (with a "More at above url" indicator at the bottom).
Roy Moore Opens Press Conference With Story About Hemorrhoids
https://www.mediaite.com/online/roy-moore-opens-press-conference-with-story-about-hemorrhoids/
(See video in article)
Roy Moore just conducted a bizarre press conference in which he was introduced as “the candidate we dream of.”
The Alabama Senate candidate, who has been repeatedly accused of sexually assaulting minors, used the opportunity to tout his defiance to both major political parties.
He also began his remarks by talking about hemorrhoids.
To the uninitiated, hemorrhoids are engorged blood vessels that hang out in your butt and make life a living hell. Here is what Moore had to say about them, live on national television.
The anecdote started with Moore describing his early days on the bench, with a seasoned veteran telling him he needed to invest in some eyeglasses, so as to appear smart, and needed to have gray or thinning air, to show experience.
The third thing he needed? Hemorrhoids.
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